A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all went to an antique store and saw a beautiful old mirror.
The lady working at the store said, "This is a magic mirror. You must say something true. And if it's true, your wish will come true. If it's not true, you will disappear."
The blonde, red head, and brunette decided to buy the mirror, and brought it home with them.
First the red head walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world."
Poof, she vanished.
Then the brunette walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the smartest girl in the world."
Poof, she vanished.
Then the blonde walked up to the mirror and said, "I think... "
Poof, she vanished.
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So glad I am a brunette when I read these jokes... :)
ReplyDeletethanks for the smiles, Cat
hugs
lillie
I don't know about that Lillie-Belle - I'm a red-head, and we'd have disappeared first if we were in the story!
ReplyDelete(((hugs))) Cat, still praying :)
Thanks for the laugh..brunette here!
ReplyDeleteI am still praying as well Cat.
Hey Cat, just wanted to say I'm so sorry to hear about your Mom. We are both thinking of you and sending positive thoughts, healing energy and prayers to you and your family at this time.
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Roz
Cute ;)
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about your mom. Praying for you.
(((Hugs)))
Thank What you want.... the boys still love blondes :P
ReplyDeleteCallie
Oh crikey, I am a blonde!!
ReplyDeleteSo sorry to hear about your mum Cat, thinking of you
love Jan.xx
Well I don't have to worry about being blond or a red head cause I don't have any hair hehehehehe
ReplyDeletegood blond joke.
Bob
I hope your Mom is doing well. Sending positive thoughts and lots of hugs your way. Thanks for making us laugh.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
TL
Look you! I'm a blonde too!
ReplyDeleteStill sending prayers and blessings!
Hugs
Ami