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Monday, September 26, 2016

The Difficult Puzzle

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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
 
The little silver-haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
 
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh...
 
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.Open-mouthed smile

10 comments:

  1. I love this one, really did laugh out loud!
    hugs abby

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    1. Very happy to read that, Abby...love when I can make people laugh! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oh dear, sigh. Very funny. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...your reaction cracked me up...did you do something like this? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. That's a good one Cat. Funny. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. OMG, that's funny. Starting off my day with a very big chuckle.

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    1. Very happy to help you kick off your day with a chuckle, Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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