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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Super-Cheap!

A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

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"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."

"One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.

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The barman replied, "Yes." 
 

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"

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"Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money." 
 
"How much money?" inquires the guy. 
 
"Four cents," he replies. 
 
"Four cents?!" exclaims the guy.

 
 
"Where's the guy who owns this place?" 
 
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

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The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" 
 

The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."  Surprised smile

8 comments:

  1. As soon as we found out where the owner was...I say this one coming...good one.
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it even if you did see it coming, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Cygnet! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, I'm with Abby. Thank you for the giggle, hope you are having a great week :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...happy you enjoyed it. Week is crazy...as usual. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. I didn't see that coming. thanks for the chuckle

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    1. Woohoo...very rare can I catch you, Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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