I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The only reason I took up walking is to hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Yet another advantage of exercising every day is that when you die, they'll say, “He looks good doesn't he?”
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads and our brains have to grow to hold it all. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a pub with a Happy Hour. By the time I leave, I look just fine.
For those of you who have been asking and/or are curious, I have posted some new artwork. You can view it by clicking on the ‘My Artwork’ link in the upper sidebar. NOTE: The newest pieces are on the bottom of the page.