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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Irish Nuns

A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.


"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.


Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."



Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"


Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?”


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12 comments:

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    1. I agree, Minelle...and I have known some feisty ones. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. That was fabulous Cat, love it.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, too funny. Good on Sister Immaculata (love the name), but I'm not sure that's what Mother Superior meant! lol. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz. Mother Superior meant for Sister Immaculata to show the drunks the cross the nuns wear around their necks. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Love those Irish nuns...hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Lilli. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. So funny - where did a nun learn language like that?!
    Rosie xx

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    1. LOL Rosie...nuns do have lives prior to joining the convent. :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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