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Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Cruise Encounter

An old woman encounters a man on a cruise ship.   What follows will have you laughing out loud. Open-mouthed smile
 

An old lady was standing at the railing of a cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.
 

A gentleman approached her and said: ‘Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?
 

“Yes, I know,” said the lady, “I need both hands to hold onto this hat.”
 

“But, madam, you are not wearing anything under your dress, and your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.
 
 

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied…

“Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!”

Surprised smile

12 comments:

  1. Bwaahaahaahaaa!!! Hey, ya gotta have your priorities in order! lol Thanks for sharing the giggle, Cat! :)

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Lilli. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LOl..love this one....
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL, she knows her priorities. Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. She sure does, NiNa...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Hi Cat, very topical for us. We are just about to book a cruise and have an adventure. I will take hat pins! Hope you are having a lovely week with the grands
    love Jan, xx

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    1. ROFL Jan...either take hat pins or sew some ribbons on your hats so you can tie them on. Have a wonderful time on your cruise. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. LoL Cat, so funny. Maybe she has a point lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz...she does have a good point! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. I love this one Cat. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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