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Saturday, January 2, 2016

Golfing Accident


Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years is at it again. It’s an oldie but definitely a goodie.  Winking smile  Hope you enjoy!

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A golfer in Ireland hooks his drive into the woods. While searching for his ball, he finds a little Leprechaun lying flat on his back, a bump on his head and golf ball beside him.
 
Horrified, the golfer gets his water bottle from the cart and pours it over the little guy, reviving him.
 
'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.
 
'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.
 
 
'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddye want?'
 
'Thank God, you're all right!' the golfer answers in relief.  'I don't want anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize.'  He then go walks off.
 
 

'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself. ' I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would want...a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.'
 
 

A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.
 

'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,' the little guy says. 'I just want to ask ye, how's yer golf game?'

'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers. 'I'm an internationally famous golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're all right.'
 
'Oh, I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, ye know. And tell me, how's yer money situation?'
 
'Why, it's just wonderful!' the golfer states. 'When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!'
 
'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'
 
The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, 'It's OK.'

'C'mon now,' urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?'
 
Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, 'Once, sometimes twice a week.'
 
'What??' responds the Leprechaun in shock. 'That's all? Only once or twice a week?'
 
 
'Well,' says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.'

7 comments:

  1. Oh funny, oops. Not bad at all for a priest lol. Thanks Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...definitely not bad for a priest. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Gah! I didn't see that coming! Funny you guys!
    Thanks Jack, Meredith and Cat!

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    1. Gotcha Minelle! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oh didn't see that coming!lol
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Gotcha also Jan! :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oops is so right, Rose. ;)

    Hugs and blessings...Cat

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