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Sunday, January 24, 2016

Strolling Along

No one believes seniors, everyone thinks they are senile.
 
An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.  The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.  Holding hands they walked back to their old school.  It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Andy had carved “I love you, Sally.”
 
 
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet.  Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home.  There, she counted the money–fifty-thousand dollars.

Open-Money-Bag-With-Cash

Andy said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
 
Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
 
 

The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knock on the door.  “Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”
 
Sally said, “No.”
 
Andy said, “She’s lying.  She hid it up in the attic.”
 
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”
 
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. 

One says: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”
 
Andy said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday.”
 
 

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, “We’re out of here.”

14 comments:

  1. LoL, guess Sally isn't senile lol. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Nope Roz...Sally is definitely not senile. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Hi Cat, oh bless, wouldn't it be nice to find a stash and keep it!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Oh yes Jan...wouldn't that be lovely. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL, Sally and Andy are cute. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed this. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Thanks Cat for the giggle. Love Sally's response saying Andy is senile.

    Hugs Lindy

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    1. You're welcome, Lindy...that was a good response wasn''t it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Yeah for Sally...LOL.
    hugs abby

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    1. She's sharp isn't she Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. That she is Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Oh yes she is, Minelle...can you imagine his reaction if they were a DD couple? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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