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Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."  She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. 

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.  I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.  Then he told me not to do it again.


I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.  He said they love animals very much.  I do, too.  Especially chicken, pork and beef. 


The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.  I told her it was chicken.  She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office.  He laughed, and told me not to do it again. 


I don't understand.  My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.


Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.  I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where the f---k I am now... Eye rolling smile

14 comments:

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    1. Good one Sunny!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Haha, very funny. Giggling at Sunny's comment also. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz...I giggled at Sunny's comment also. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LOL at Sunny also...the kid was consistent...and the teacher needs to start thinking a little more like a kid..
    hugs abby

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    1. I agree, Abby...the best teachers think more like a little kid. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Laughing with Sunny too!! Lol
    Good one Cat!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Minelle...Sunny did have the best reply! :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. That's very good Cat. Made me laugh. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy to make you laugh, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Poor boy had to be getting frustrated didn't he, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Hehe, this child just told the truth. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome, Nina. I agree...he was just answering her question honestly. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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