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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Nude Beach

Hey y’all…by the time you’re reading this, I will be out of town…don’t worry…I have posts scheduled to go up while I’m gone.  Oh and I won’t be visiting your blogs while I’m gone…it’s a business trip and I will only have my company laptop with me. Really don’t think I want to visit blogland on that computer!   Winking smile 




 A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. 

As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.

She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."


The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad.

His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.


Shortly after, the boy returned again. 

He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

16 comments:

  1. Safe travels.....and yes, he was dumb.
    hugs abby

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    1. Thanks Abby and yes, I agree with you. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Hope the trip goes quickly and you can come back here! Lol
    Dumb so very dumb!

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    1. I'm home and back in blogland. Yes...he was definitely dumb. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Very cute. Safe travels on the trip - I'll miss seeing your name in the comment section.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle Sunny. I'm back and missed visiting everyone. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Cat,
    Love it and remember to come back here. Hope your trip goes well.
    Meredith

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Mere. Oh yes, I remembered to come back. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Have a fun and safe trip Cat. Love the little boy thinks his dad is dumb. LOL!
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle Lindy...wasn't really a fun trip and was not quite safe enough but I did make it back home. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Oh dear LoL, love it! Safe travels Cat, hope the trip goes well.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz...the work went well. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Oh Cat, lol. I hope you have a safe and successful trip
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Jan...Yes the trip was successful and fairly safe...just a few injuries. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. LoL, too funny. Clever boy, now this is going to be embarrassing for Daddy. Thank you for the laugh, Cat. Wishing you a great trip.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle Nina...Daddy shouldn't be talking to the 'dumb' woman should he. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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