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Friday, November 20, 2015

American Tourist vs. Australian

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

 
The American snapped his gum and said, ‘You Australian folk eat the whole bread?’

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, ‘Of course.’

The American blew a huge bubble.  ‘We don’t.  In the States, we only eat what’s inside.  The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia.’

The American had a smirk on his face.  The Australian listened in silence.
 

The American persisted, ‘D’ya eat jam with your bread?’

Sighing, the Australian replied, ‘Of course.’

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, ‘We don’t.  In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia.
 

The Australian then asked, ‘Do you have sex in the States?’

The American smiled and said ‘Why of course we do.’

The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, ‘And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?’

‘We throw them away, of course!’

Now it was the Australians turn to smile.

‘We don’t. In Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States.  Why do you think it’s called Wrigley’s?’


Open-mouthed smile

14 comments:

  1. OK..i am with the grands and they are asleep...so I had to contain my reaction...but I absolutely love this one...
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Abby...even if you did have to contain your reaction. Enjoy your time with the grands. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL, great come back, and well deserved! Thank you Cat. Hope you are having a wonderful weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. I agree Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Glad I don't eat croissants as this would put me off them. Good on the Aussie. Yay!
    Have a good weekend
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. LOL Lindy...doesn't put me off croissants at all. ;) I agree...three cheers for the Aussie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh funny,never eaten chewing gum and now I never will !!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Rose...ya don't eat gum...ya just chew it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. LoL, funny one. I have had chewing gum, but suddenly I am glad that I am not really into it. :) Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. LOL Nina...not really into gum eh? Doesn't turn me off at all. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Good comeback! He was thinking on his feet! Although I'm thinking gum has lost its appeal!

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    1. I agree...was a great comeback and fast! I'll still chew gum just like I'll still eat croissants. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. You're welcome Sunny...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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