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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

What I Want In a Man

Meredith’s Jack is at it again! Winking smile

What I Want in a Man - Age 32
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What I Want in a Man, Revised List – Age 42
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

What I Want in a Man, Revised List – Age 52
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List – Age 62
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List – Age 72
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List – Age 82
1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.


  1. Cat,
    We make a great internet team. Meredith is smiling!

    1. LOL Jack...that we do. And yes, I'm sure she is smiling. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  2. Interesting = since Ray is at 72 he'd pass the test on all counts. Thank God.

    1. Congratulations Sunny...sending lots of positive thoughts that he continues to pass all tests. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  3. Really? I'm banking that we all have partners that are perfect!

    1. I'm hoping that's the case Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  4. LoL, this is both funny and sad lol. Happy to say Rick passes the test too :) Thanks Jack and Cat for bringing us another wonderful giggle :)


    1. You're welcome Roz...happy Rick is passing the tests also. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  5. Oh gosh i am happy to say my beloved comes across as a much younger man!!lol
    love Jan,xx

    1. Congratulations Jan...wonder if DD has anything to do with our men not aging as fast. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  6. Oh my, what a list! I am glad hubby passes, but it is good to know what to look for. :) Thank you for sharing, Cat.



    1. Hopefully DD will keep your hubby young and passing all the tests even as he gets older. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Hey stranger...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat


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