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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Walking on the Grass

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
 
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
 
Just pace yourself, make sure you have plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."
 
"Gentlemen, remember…you're in this together.  It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her.  In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
 
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this vital information.  After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
 
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
 
"I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag while  we walk?"
 
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
 
This level of sensitivity can't be taught.

16 comments:

  1. It's a shame, the child will never know his father. lol

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    1. It sure is Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Ugh! That man deserves whatever he gets!

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    1. And just what is he going to receive Minelle? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Wow. I think I know whose balls she'll be aiming at with the clubs! ;)

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    1. Ooh Lilli...brilliant idea! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. LOL! think someone is going to be in the dog house.

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    1. LOL Lindy...think he'll be lucky if he's even allowed in the dog house. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Maybe she will have the strength to hit him with that bag!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Ya never know Jan...guess it depends on the type of clubs. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. LoL, I love this one, but I am so glad that hubby never embarrassed me during prenatal classes. :) And she should look for the real father of her baby, he can only be better! Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Congratulations to your hubby for behaving himself during prenatal classes. ;) Happy you enjoyed the giggle.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. LoL Cat, I suppose the baby will learn to caddy in nappies...if he's allowed near it! lol. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...not sure he's going to be able to play for a long time...broken bones take a while to heal. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Just saying, it is a good thing that Ty doesn't golf because if that thought ever crossed him mind, well lets just say that they may be joining the golf balls...
    But he was wonderful, that is why 5 was okay. Great through pregnancy

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    1. LOL Blondie...happy Ty was supportive through your pregnancies and that he doesn't play golf. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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