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Sunday, July 12, 2015

Hysterical Laws

50 Hysterical Laws in America, One from Each State…
 
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ALABAMA: You can’t wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

ALASKA: It’s against the law to wake bears for the purposes of taking a picture.

ARIZONA: It’s illegal to drive a car in reverse.

ARKANSAS: You’re not allowed to pronounce Arkansas incorrectly.

CALIFORNIA: You will be fined if you detonate a nuclear device.

COLORADO: People must not dress unbecoming of their sex.

CONNECTICUT: Scrabble is not to be played while politicians are giving an oration.

DELAWARE: You may not marry on a dare.

FLORIDA: Women who kill themselves by electrocution in a bathtub with a “self-beautification utensil” will be fined.

GEORGIA: You can’t keep ice cream in your back pocket on Sundays.

HAWAII: Everyone is required to own a boat.

IDAHO: Motorists or pedestrians may not scowl or grimace.

ILLINOIS: Midget tossing is illegal in bars, but is legal in other parts of the city if you have a permit.

INDIANA: Everyone is required to work on a public road six days a year.

IOWA: One-armed piano players must perform for free.

KANSAS: If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

KENTUCKY: It’s required that you register all nude people in your home.

LOUISIANA: It is an assault for a person wearing false teeth to bite someone.

MAINE: You can’t buy a car on Sunday unless it has plumbing.

MARYLAND: One cannot spit on the sidewalk.

MASSACHUSETTS: The sexual position “woman on top” is illegal.

MICHIGAN: It’s against the law to have sex in a car unless it’s parked on your own property.

MINNESOTA: You must list your date of death on tax forms.

MISSISSIPPI: A man must not seduce a woman by promising her marriage.

MISSOURI: Single men between 18 and 50 must pay a $1 tax.

MONTANA: Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party… and you can shoot them. (Today, we call that racism…)

NEBRASKA: It’s illegal to go whale fishing within the state.

NEVADA: A man can’t buy drinks for more than three people at a time.

NEW HAMPSHIRE: It’s illegal to show a movie before 2 pm.

NEW JERSEY: One cannot sell cabbage on Sundays.

NEW MEXICO: Idiots may not vote. Nor may insane people.

NEW YORK: You may not stick your thumb to your nose and wiggle your fingers at someone.

NORTH CAROLINA: Bingo games cannot last more than 5 hours.

NORTH DAKOTA: Beer and pretzels cannot be served at the same time.

OHIO: One cannot kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church.

OKLAHOMA: It’s illegal to make funny faces at dogs.

OREGON: Canned corn is not to be used as fishing bait.

PENNSYLVANIA: It’s a crime to tell a fortune-teller where to dig for buried treasure.

RHODE ISLAND: Lunacy is grounds for divorce.

SOUTH CAROLINA: You have to be at least 18 to play a pinball machine.

SOUTH DAKOTA: You can’t sleep in a cheese factory.

TENNESSEE: Crimes against nature are illegal.

TEXAS: Criminals must notify their victims 24 hours in advance of the nature of their crimes yet to be committed.

UTAH: Husbands are responsible for their wives’ criminal behavior in their presence.

VERMONT: Margarine must be served in triangle patties.

VIRGINIA: The chicken labor lobby has set the egg laying workday between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m.

WASHINGTON: All lollipops are banned.

WEST VIRGINIA: Roadkill may be taken home for dinner.

WISCONSIN: It’s illegal to serve margarine to prisoners.

WYOMING: It’s against the law to have sex while standing up in a walk-in meat freezer.
 

Courtesy of Young Cons

16 comments:

  1. Roflmbo! New Mexico takes the cake, but MAN those were funny!! I would be in trouble on some of those!!

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    1. Guess New Mexico doesn't enforce the law because they do have a lot of voters. ;) I would be in trouble also. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Ut Oh...I love in New York and I have broken that law.....very funny..
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...bet that's a story to write about. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. New Mexico - Idiots may not vote - no just make laws.

    These are so very sad, funny but sad.

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    1. I agree Sunny...but they don't enforce the voting laws...too many idiots are voting. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Thank you Cat, these are so funny. Lisa

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Lisa. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Oh blimey, these can't be true!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Oh blimey Jan...these are true! :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Oh Cat, funny. Thanks for the laugh. Can't believe some of these.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...have to wonder what was the thought process behind implementing some of these! :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. These are so funny, Seriously? LoL. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. LoL, are these laws still in existence? Hilarious. Thank you for the good laugh, Cat. Hope you are getting better and that the rain finally has stopped.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Don't know if all the laws are still in existence Nina but I know that some of them are. Happy you enjoyed these. Rain stopped but now forecast for more...wish we could be a bit more balanced.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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