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Sunday, July 19, 2015

Always a Way

Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years is at it again and sent another good giggle.  Hope you enjoy as much as I did!

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A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.  They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.
 
On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint.  He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.  However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem…how to carry his entire purchases home.
 
 
While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.  She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'
 
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'
 
The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket.  Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'
 
'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
 
 
On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.  We'll be there in no time.'
 
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.  How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?'
 
The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose.  How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'
 
The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.

Open-mouthed smile  Well we all know what she wants!

20 comments:

  1. Cat,
    Jack is feeling like he is king of the walk. He loves showing up on your blog.
    Meredith

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    1. Happy he is enjoying it Mere...all of his giggles are really big hits. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Hello to you Cat,
    I think you and Jack should have your own show. You could do the monolog, and Jack could write all your bits. Thanks to you both for all the smiles.

    Ella

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    1. LOL Ella...happy you are enjoying the giggles. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Chuckling, Jack gets some great stuff, glad he shares.

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    1. I agree Sunny...we are very lucky he is generous enough to share the great giggles. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Quite funny Jack! Thanks Meredith and Cat!

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    1. You're welcome Minelle...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. OMG, too funny. You and Jack do make a good team Cat. Thank you both for sharing :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Very funny. Thanks Cat and Jack.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...Happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. LoL, what a naughty lady she is! Thank you for the giggles Cat and Jack.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. LOL Nina...she sure knows what she wants doesn't she. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Lol, somebody is definitely asking for it. Hehe

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    1. Oh she sure is Julia. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Smile, that's my kind of girl! Wonderful to come over and have the time to read some of your giggles, Cat!

    Han

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    1. I bet she is Han. ;) Happy you had time to come visit a bit. Hope everything is going well for you and Wanita.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  10. Well I read this somewhere before, but it is just as good the second time around. Glad Jack sent it to you, Cat.

    Hugs
    Ami

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ami...and happy to see you out and about blogland a bit. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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