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Tuesday, June 23, 2015

A Tourist in New Zealand

An English tourist was driving through the South Island of New Zealand when he noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a sheep.


A few kilometers further on he came upon a small  town, so he parked his car and went into the pub for a drink.


He grabbed a cold beer, sat at a table, and then took a look around the bar.  He immediately noticed a one-legged guy sitting over at a corner table, masturbating without a care in the world.


The English tourist turned to the bartender and said, “What sort of country is this?  A few kilometers back down the road there was this guy having sex with a sheep and now that guy in the corner is masturbating in full view of everyone."


The bartender said, "You heartless bastard.  He's only got one leg.  How do you expect him to catch a sheep?"
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10 comments:

  1. RozJune 23, 2015 at 9:25 PM

    Rick here, Roz and I have got tears in our eyes from laughter! I am from the South Island which is sheep country and I can testify that even with two good legs sheep are hard to catch!

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    1. CatJune 24, 2015 at 9:58 PM

      Hey Rick...happy you two enjoyed it. We have sheep here also and I know how fast those little suckers can move. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. AnonymousJune 23, 2015 at 11:59 PM

    ROFLMAO! Cat I can't believe you posted this! You made me pee my pants! Lisa

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    1. CatJune 24, 2015 at 9:59 PM

      Sorry about that Lisa. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. RozJune 24, 2015 at 3:21 AM

    OMG Rick! LoL.

    ROFLMAO Cat. I was so excited to see New Zealand in the title. Should have known it would be sheep lol. There's more to NZ than sheep. We also have cows, oh, and goats :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatJune 24, 2015 at 10:01 PM

      Happy you two enjoyed it Roz...thought you'd be happy to see NZ in the title. ;) Oh and as far as the other critters...not going there. *snicker*

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. stay at home momJune 24, 2015 at 1:31 PM

    LoL, I am speechless and glad I stuck to the no-drink rule before I read this. :) Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatJune 24, 2015 at 10:02 PM

      Proud of you Nina for adhering to the no-drink rule...saved your computer didn't it. ;) Happy you enjoyed this.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Minielle LabraunJune 25, 2015 at 10:14 PM

    Ugh! Almost didn't get it! Lol

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    1. CatJune 25, 2015 at 10:19 PM

      Almost didn't get in Minelle? Good gravy woman...you definitely need more sleep! Show it to your Scotsman...bet he gets it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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