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Thursday, June 4, 2015

Gardening with Grandma

Here’s another joke courtesy of our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong.  I also received it from two vanilla friends…have to wonder what that says about me! Open-mouthed smile 
 
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
 

The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.  You gotta let your rose buds show!'   And out she goes…

 
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and her grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.  Embarrassed smile


She explains to her grandmother that  she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.

 
The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie.  If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

 
Don't mess with a Senior Citizen!   Winking smile

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16 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 4, 2015 at 11:00 PM

    OMG ROFLMAO! Thanks, Lisa

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    1. CatJune 6, 2015 at 12:31 AM

      Happy you enjoyed it Lisa. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. RozJune 5, 2015 at 3:47 AM

    ROFLMAO, good on Grandma lol. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatJune 6, 2015 at 12:31 AM

      You're welcome Roz...so happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. abbyJune 5, 2015 at 5:07 AM

    Never underestimate a grandma!
    hugs abby

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    1. CatJune 6, 2015 at 12:32 AM

      Got that right Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Aimless RamblingJune 5, 2015 at 7:30 AM

    yes, we can be beatches. Paybacks are hell

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    1. CatJune 6, 2015 at 12:32 AM

      Well said Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Ami StarsongJune 5, 2015 at 7:40 AM

    I don't know whether to giggle or blush! I still think it is one of the best for ages, Cat!

    Love
    Ami

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    1. CatJune 6, 2015 at 12:33 AM

      Thanks for sharing Ami...go ahead, you can giggle and blush. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. stay at home momJune 5, 2015 at 4:02 PM

    LoL, oh my, she is a very clever grandmother. Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatJune 6, 2015 at 12:33 AM

      You're welcome Nina...she is definitely a clever grandma. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. AnonymousJune 5, 2015 at 4:32 PM

    Go grandma! Having a teenager daughter who pushes the limits sometimes I can appreciate this. (however she wouldn't go quite this far) ;)

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    1. CatJune 6, 2015 at 12:35 AM

      LOL ZBG...granny has now shown you what to do it your teen does decide to go this far. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. TerpsichoreJune 5, 2015 at 7:00 PM

    go grandma! :-)

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    1. CatJune 6, 2015 at 12:36 AM

      Break out the pom poms Terps...we'll cheer her on. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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