Wife’s Diary

This Man Gets The Shock Of His Life After Reading His Wife’s Diary.

MONDAY

It's fun to cook for Bob.  Today I made angel food cake.  The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.  The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY

 Bob wanted fruit salad for supper.  The recipe said serve without dressing.  So I didn't dress.  What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY

A good day for rice.  The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.  It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath.  I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY

Today Bob asked for salad again.  I tried a new recipe.  It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.  Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY

I found an easy recipe for cookies.  It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it.  There must have been something wrong with this recipe.  When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY

Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.  He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).  For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY

Bob's folks came to dinner.  I wanted to serve roast.  All I could find was hamburger.  Suddenly I had a flash of genius.  I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.  It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY

This has been a very exciting week.  I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob.  If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.