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Monday, June 15, 2015

Mobile Phones

Here’s a good one from our Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years. 

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To all you mobile phone guru's…Beware!  The oldies are on a come back!

Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL- Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT- Texting on Toilet
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
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14 comments:

  1. Minielle LabraunJune 15, 2015 at 9:31 PM

    Argh! Lol. Texting on toilet!!! Lol!

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    1. CatJune 18, 2015 at 10:42 PM

      And who do we know who is guilty of that Minelle? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. RozJune 16, 2015 at 1:20 AM

    ROFLMAO, these are great. Byot lol. Thank you Cat and Jack for the laugh.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatJune 18, 2015 at 10:42 PM

      Happy you enjoyed them Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. an English RoseJune 16, 2015 at 1:36 AM

    Hi cat, omg these are funny!!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatJune 18, 2015 at 10:43 PM

      Happy you enjoyed them Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Aimless RamblingJune 16, 2015 at 7:32 AM

    Funny, but now I'll be every more confused trying to figure out those 'shorts'

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    1. CatJune 18, 2015 at 10:45 PM

      Hey Sunny...guess I could add them to my Internet Acronyms page so that you would have one page to print out and keep next to your computer. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. abbyJune 16, 2015 at 10:27 AM

    LOL...love these...and hate to admit how many i identify with....WIMP....where is my phone??
    hugs abby

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    1. CatJune 18, 2015 at 10:46 PM

      LOL Abby..think we can all identify with that one at times. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. stay at home momJune 16, 2015 at 1:41 PM

    LoL, they are definitely funny ones. FWIW is one I should keep in mind because I am become lost so easily. :) Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatJune 18, 2015 at 10:48 PM

      LOL Nina...the joke in my family is I can get lost going around the block. Happy you enjoyed these. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. AnonymousJune 17, 2015 at 9:53 AM

    Cat,
    How in the world did I miss this? Yours feeds right into my dashboard! Grrrrr!
    Jack was pleased you liked it.
    Meredith

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    1. CatJune 18, 2015 at 10:49 PM

      LOL Mere...life happened. Please tell Jack thank you and he's welcome to keep sending giggles. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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