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Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Shopping for Fish

A man went into a fish shop and said,  “Can I have some cod please?”
 
The shop owner replied, "We don't have any cod."
 
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The man said “ok.”  

The man  then asked,  "Can I have some cod?”

 
 
The chippy owner told him again that there was no cod. 


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So the man said, "Ok...can I have some cod?”
 
  

At this the chipper shop owner got really pissed off and said, "Look MISTER, we have no cod C-O-F-D, cod!"


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The man said, "But the is no F in cod.”
 

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And the chippy owner said..."THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!”




Buy 'em books and buy 'em books and all they do is eat the pages!

12 comments:

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Irishey. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, nice one :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. You're very welcome Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy to give you a laugh Jan. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Jut missed getting coffee all over my laptop...lesson learned
    1. Don't argue with fish market owner
    2. Don't have anything in mouth when reading Cat in the morning.
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...sorry about that...have had a few others say they now have the same rule...nothing in mouth to choke on or spit when reading my blog! Happy you missed the laptop! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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