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Sunday, March 30, 2014

Hillbilly Business Meeting

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.

 

While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

 

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.   After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

 

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, “Kin ya swallar?”

The woman shakes her head no.

 

Then he asks, “Kin ya breathe?”

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

 

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

 

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

 

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

 

His partner says, “Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!”

20 comments:

  1. Cat,
    Leave it to you to spread laughter throughout blogland this evening. Thanks!
    Meredith

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Meredith. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Guess it worked but that isn't quite how I learned it.

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    1. LOL Rose...not how I learned it either but..it worked! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you both enjoyed it Minelle...assuming you meant your Scotsman. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. OMG Cat, LoL. Yep, guess that'll work!

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...shocked the stuffing right out of her. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Laughter first, then groans.....hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...groans heh....okay. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. I've heard this one before, but it always makes me laugh out loud.

    Hugs
    Ami

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    1. I've heard it also Ami...now whenever I hear Heimlich manuever, my mind translates to Hind Lick manuever! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. That would be something to see! lol

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    1. LOL Sara...wonder how many people in the restaurant chocked on seeing it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. That is hysterical. I will have to share it with my kids that are lifeguards

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    1. LOL Blondie...let me know how your kiddos enjoy it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. Some jokes are even better the second time around! This one always gets a chuckle outta me. Thanks! ;-)

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    1. Same with me Irishey...I enjoy it every time I hear it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. I never saw that coming ... so funny. Thanks!

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    1. Gotcha Meg! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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