Texting

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.


The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
 

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
 
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams."

"If you are laughing, send me your smile."

"If you are eating, send me a bite."

"If you are drinking, send me a sip."

"If you are crying, send me your tears." 

"I love you."
 
 
 
The husband texted back to her:
 
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."