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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

Our darling Minelle from My Breath sent this link to me and told me I needed to use it.  I’m assuming she meant post it. Winking smile 

Hope you enjoy!


 

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

June 3, 2012 Chris Hughes

A group of young kids were asked how to decide who to marry and here are the results which are pretty amusing.
 

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
 
 

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

 

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

 

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don’t want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

 

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9
 

 

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they’re rich.
- Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

 

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1) I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
- Theodore, age 8
(2) It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

 

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?
- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is……..

 

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10






26 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness.... I almost peed on myself :P Kids say the funniest things!

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    1. OK Tricia...new rule...potty break before visiting here! LOL You're right, kids do say the funniest things. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  2. Oh, kids are awesome! Thanks to both of you, and especially for posting the original site so I can safely share it ;-)

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Chickie! If ever I share something and don't share the original site, email me and I will send you the link if I have it or email you the contents.

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. Too funny. Some really good answers there though.

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    1. Very true Sunny...some are spot on! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. Yes I meant for YOU to post it! FUNNY...FUNNY....FUNNY!!!

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    1. LOL Minelle...happy you enjoyed it! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  5. LoL, these are so great! Some awesome answers. Some of these kids are definitely wise for their years LOL. Thank you ladies for sharing :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Roz! Some of these kids are sharp ast a tack aren't they! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  6. ROFLMAO! The last one is hilarious, oh my goodness. Where do they learn all this ? Oh, that's right...... Married people!

    Callie

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    1. LOL Callie...still wondering how he's comparing a wife to a truck! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  7. Great post, it is amazing what kids think and say. I loved it

    Bob

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    1. Ya got that right Bob! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  8. Ha! I know a kid who comes out with these kinds of lines. I can hardly believe it when he says them. priceless.

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    1. LOL Susie...think we all know at least one kid that comes out with lines like these and you are so right...they are priceless! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  9. Awwww. it was cute.. thank you.

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    1. So happy you enjoyed them ML! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  10. These are priceless. Keep the chips and dips coming:) Thanks for sharing.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. LOL Ronnie...that line is great isn't it! Happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  11. Who needs comedians when there are kids :-) brilliant!

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    1. Ya got a good point there DelFonte! Happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  12. Hahahahahaaaaaa! I love it! You just never know what kids will say. Thanks for sharing! :)

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    1. They do keep surprising don't they Grace! Happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  13. Out of the mouths of babes. Might just learn something

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    1. LOL Blondie! Good point. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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