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Monday, July 22, 2013

Pet Fish

A hillbilly was stopped by a game warden in Missouri recently with two ice chests of fish.  He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.


The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, no.  You must understand, these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" asked the game warden.

"Yeah. Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice chest and I take them home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" says the warden.


 

The hillbilly looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth, Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!"



The hillbilly poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.


After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"


"Well, what?" asked the hillbilly.


The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"


The hillbilly said, "Call who back?"


"The FISH!" replied the warden.


"What fish?" asked the hillbilly.


In Missouri, we may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb as folks think...

*snicker*

16 comments:

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Terps. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL Sure is Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. LoL, got em. Very clever :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. I thought so Roz. ;)

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      Cat

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  4. This is wonderful! Where do you find them! I need to copy this for my English buddies - they will howl! So clever! Oh I loved it!

    Hugs

    Ami

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    1. LOL Ami...happy you enjoyed it. I have friends who send jokes to me since they know how much I enjoy them. Hope your English buddies enjoy it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. LOL!!! Very fun, Cat! :). Thank you for always entertaining us with these cute jokes and making us smile! Hugs to you,

    <3 Katie

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    1. So happy I am able to make you smile Katie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. LOL. Very good. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're very welcome Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Elle. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Ha! Guess he got out of that predicament! lol

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