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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Great Holiday

A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.


The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.

He called them into his shop, "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a great holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense and I won't take 'no' for an answer."

He took them inside and asked his secretary to arrange two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel."

Then, as can be expected, they gladly accepted, and were off!



About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop.


"And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.


"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me. Who was that old bugger I had to share the room with?"

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    1. LOL Lilli...oops is right. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oh, that would be my like. I hope that the old guy had something to share

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    1. I agree Blondie...would definitely be wanting to see if the old guy was into sharing. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. That's one way of putting in Jan. :-D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Oh dear lol. At least they both had a wonderful holiday. Thank you Cat, hope you are having a great week.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...they could have had a better holiday... ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. LOL.....at least she knew enough to keep her mouth shut until after the trip...
    hugs abby

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    1. Good point Abby...and evidently, so did he! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Laughing - at least they both had a nice trip.

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    1. Good point Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. LoL, too funny, I would not have thought t h a t ! Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Gotcha Nina! So happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. LOLOL Cuz! :) Well then...! Sounds like quite the time... Enjoyed the laugh! Thanks Cat T. Many hugs,

    <3 Katie TforTrouble ;)

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    1. Hey Cuz! Welcome back!!! Could have been even a better time since they were sharing a cabin...hint, hint. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Julia. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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