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Thursday, December 11, 2014

Detective Training

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives.  To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the 1st blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.

"This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
 
 
The first blonde answers,  "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye."

The policeman says,  "Well...Uh...that's because the picture shows his profile."



Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asked her,  "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
 
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha!  He'd be easy to catch because he only has one ear!"


The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?  Of course only one eye and ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
 
 
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"  He adds quickly…"think hard before giving a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmm...the suspect is wearing contact lenses."
 
 
The policeman is surprised and speechless, because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.  "Well, that is a good answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file, and I'll get back to you on that."
 
 
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"I can't believe it... it's TRUE!  The suspect does in fact wear contacts lenses. Good work!  How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
 
 
"That's easy" the blonde replied. "He can't wear glasses because he only has one eye and one ear!"   Nyah-Nyah

18 comments:

  1. LOL This is a good dumb blonde joke I am going to have to tell at the office tomorrow! Thanks, Lisa

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    1. You're welcome Lisa...Happy you enjoyed it. Hope everyone at the office enjoyed it also. :)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Laughing, my blonde daughter would not be laughing though - she hates these.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Sunny...even if your daughter doesn't. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Oh you did did you Minelle? *snicker*

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Oh gosh I must be so blonde, I never guessed this one:(
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Gotcha Jan! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. There is nothing like a good blonde joke, Cat! Thanks.

    Han

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    1. You're welcome Han...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. LoL, I am always very picky when it comes to all the blonde jokes, but I liked this one.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. So happy you enjoyed it Nina! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. That's a goon one. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Made my laugh, Cat T! :) Thanks for that! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie TfT

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    1. You're welcome Cuz...love to make people laugh. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Thanks Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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