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Sunday, December 28, 2014

New Train

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

 

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She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop!  And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train cause we're going down the tracks."

 

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house.  Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."

 

 

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say..."All passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

 

She heard her little darling continue..."for those of you just boarding, remember there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

 

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen..."

Surprised smile  Smile with tongue out  Nyah-Nyah

14 comments:

  1. OMG!!!! ROFLMAO! Never saw that coming! Thanks, Lisa

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    1. Gotcha Lisa! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. ROFLMAO, that is hilarious! Bet he won't be playing with the train set again for a while! Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're very welcome Roz...so happy you enjoyed it. You might have a good point...the train set might get put up for a bit. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL KM...very good point...I could see either of my boys doing the same thing when they were younger. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. LOL. Made me laugh. Thanks. Didn't see that coming.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Gotcha Ronnie...so happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Oh my gosh! I can't stop laughing. Hubby is a train collector, can't wait for him to get home so I can share this. Thanks. Blessings. R

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    1. You're welcome Renee...so happy you enjoyed it. Hope your hubby enjoys it also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Oh no! I get a red face from reading that. :) Swearing is something that would bring me into trouble. Sooo many potential problems, sooo much fun. Thank you for this one, I definitely did not see that coming.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Ooh Gotcha Nina! Sorry about the red face but so happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. What a wonderful plot line, Cat! I simply love it! Going to tell it tomorrow at work LOL

    Han

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    1. So happy you enjoyed it Han...hope your coworkers do also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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