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Friday, December 12, 2014

Dangerous Sex Positions To Avoid!

Pile driver
Neck fractures are a very common accident that can occur while trying the aggressive PILE DRIVER!
Pile driver


Counter Top Sex
You’re standing on your toes while she’s sitting on a counter in front of you. Spontaneous! But cases of penile fractures and ruptures can occur from this position!
Counter Top Sex


Woman On Top
If she's thrusting a little too hard, you might have a problem. Because like an elbow or knee, your erect penis can be “hyper extended.” Ouch!
Woman On Top


The Pogo Stick
You’re holding up all her weight and moving her up and down. This my friends can lead to back pain or strains!
The Pogo Stick


Doggy Style
Yes, every guy LOVES this position. But doctors say the issue is you may be ramming her cervix, which is why deep penetration is often more harmful than hot.
Doggy Style


Missionary
Women say missionary doesn't hit the right spots. And if you're on the smaller end of the spectrum, this position doesn't really accentuate your size...
Missionary


69
She's, well, preoccupied. According to survey results, women say it's too difficult to focus on receiving pleasure when they have to concentrate on giving it.
69
 

Reverse Cowgirl
Women say it's hard for them to climax during this position. So they're automatically not into it.
Reverse Cowgirl
 

Almost Everything In The Shower
Sure shower sex is passionate, but one wrong slip and BAM!
Almost Everything In The Shower
 

Table/Chair Sex
Another way to surely injure yourself during spontaneous sex. Furniture can be a dangerous thing people.
Table Chair Sex

Courtesy of  wtfshockfacts


And what do you think?  Agree?  Disagree?  Winking smile

20 comments:

  1. Lol Cat! You always come up with the most interesting posts!
    I admit I had to google the Pile Driver - as I'd never heard of it so I couldn't imagine how it could cause neck fractures. The diagram I found made it abundantly clear, and seriously - who would even want to do that one?
    I get some of the other ones - as to how they could cause injuries to the poor guy - but hubby and I have no problems with missionary, doggy style or 69 - we love those positions actually. :)
    hugs,
    Cali

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    1. Thanks Cali...ya know, according to this article, I've led a very dangerous sex life as I have tried (and enjoyed) almost all of these. As long as you and hubby enjoy missionary, doggy style and 69, just keep on keepin' on. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    2. good grief! a couple of glasses of wine and look what comes out of my mouth! tmi ~
      but I think my new years resolution will be to try more of these since both you and sunny liked them. ;)

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    3. ROFLMBO Cali...Couldn't tell you'd had too much wine. Oh yes, be sure to try more of these...they can be fun. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. ROFLMAO Cat, love the pics! Who knew sex could be so dangerous lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Roz. I know...I never knew I was living such a dangerous life. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. ROFLMAO! You need to put a warning on your blog so that I am not in the middle of taking a drink when I start to read! Where do you come up with all of these Cat?! Thanks, Lisa

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    1. Sheesh Lisa...you've been visiting here long enough that you should know better than to be drinking and/or eating when you come over. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. I am sitting here trying to figure what is left that is safe????...LOL
    hugs abby

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    1. Haven't got a clue Abby...guess I've enjoyed a very dangerous sex life and never knew it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. LOLOL Cat T! :) You are a wealth of knowledge! Thanks for the morning giggles! We will try to keep things down to s dull roar at the Rob and Katie Residence! LOL! Many hugs,

    <3 Cuz KTfT

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    1. You are so welcome Cuz...why keep things down to a dull roar? Live life dangerously! Enjoy!!! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Hi Cat, I loved them all, very funny, ... oh yes, sex can be so dangerous, but usually I'd have thought it is more like hair getting caught in the zipper :)

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. So happy you enjoyed them Nina...maybe sex can be dangerous but dang...it feels soooooo good! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Funny. At one point or another, I think we've tried most of these and come up with a few others. As long as we could laugh afterward when they were just too awkward, it's not a bad thing.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Sunny. I've also tried most of these plus a few others...guess we just like living life dangerously with a bit of giggles on the side. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. They look like gingerbread so bet they taste good Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. I love your sense of humour Cat, live dangerously indeed!

    Warmly,
    Han

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    1. Thanks you Han...happy you enjoyed these. So much fun to live dangerously isn't it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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