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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Reunion

Quick update...the prayers and positive energy are already working...my doctor ordered a sonogram rather than an MRI!  I have an appointment this coming Friday...will keep everyone updated.  Thank you for all the lovely prayers, healing energy, positive thoughts and wonderful messages that are being sent...will get everyone answered as soon as possible.

Now...back to regularly scheduled programming!  LOL  We have another joke from our beloved Ami over at Ami's Starsong.

Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since high school. They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch at a wine bar.

Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.
Sue arrives shortly afterward, in grey Chanel.  After the required ritualised kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine.
Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots.  She too shares the wine.
 
Jan explains that after leaving high school and graduating from Sydney University in Classics, she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter.
Timothy is a partner in one of Sydney 's leading law firms.
They live in a 4000 sq. ft. penthouse at Darling Point, while Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school.
They have a second home in Port Douglas.
 
 
Sue relates that she graduated from Sydney Med School and became a surgeon.
Her husband, Clive, is a leading Sydney investment banker.
They live in Point Piper and have a second home in Noosa.
 
 
Mary explains that she left school at 17 and ran off with her boyfriend, Jim.
They run a tropical bird park in Queensland and grow their own vegetables.
Jim can stand five parrots, side by side, on his penis.
 
 
Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Target.
They live in a small apartment in Helensburg and have a trailer parked at a nearby storage facility.
 
Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nurses' aides in a retirement home.
They live in Blacktown and take vacation camping trips to Woy Woy.
 
 
Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.


30 comments:

  1. Cat, sending prayers your way! I never get on anymore and I just saw your last couple of posts. I'll be thinking about you and sending warm thoughts your way on Friday. Wish there more I could say or do but thoughts and prayers are a definite. Take good care of yourself Cat :)

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    1. Thank you so much for your kind words, prayers and warm thoughts Clara!

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. I am so glad about Fridays ultrasound! I think about it every day....sending thoughts that are meant for you!
    As to your giggle.....lololo!

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    1. Thank you Minelle...happy you enjoyed the giggle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Nothinsg beats a good joke to carry on as usual, huh? At least it will keep you mind off, for a few minutes.

    People have to impress eachother, don't they? i love the parrot joke Cat, Thank you,

    Han

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    1. Hey Han...I do believe laughter and smiles are so healing. Happy you enjoyed the joke. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. So happy the news is better than you were originally told and I will continue to send prayers for you. Thank you and Ami for the very funny joke. Hugs, Lisa

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    1. Thank you for the prayers Lisa...happy you enjoyed the giggle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Cat, Season and I are sending you prayers and positive healing thoughts.

    We loved the joke and Season says she and Mary have a lot in common in the husband department. :-)

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    1. Thank you both so much Michael...your prayers and positive healing thoughts are very much appreciated. Happy you enjoyed the giggle. And Season...braggart! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    2. Laughing at Season's bragging are ya Ami? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Hi Cat, continuing to send positive thoughts, love and prayers. So glad to hear about the ultrasound on Friday.

    LoL, Ami is so naughty :) Think I know which one of them is better off :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Thank you Roz...positive thoughts, love and prayers are very much appreciated and I do believe they are helping.

      Yes...Ami is naughty...*snicker* Oh I agree, I do believe Mary is better off! LOL

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Cat,

    So happy to hear you have your appointment through. Will be thinking of you.

    Thank you both for fun joke.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Thank you Ronnie...happy you enjoyed the giggle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. Hi Cat, will be thinking of you on friday, nice joke, that Ami is a naughty one
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Thank you Jan...appreciate the thoughts. Happy you enjoyed the joke that naughty Ami sent. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. Wishing you the best on Friday.
    hugs
    DF

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    1. Thank you so much for the wishes DF!

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. Why is it that everyone thinks I am the naughty one around here?!

    Glad you were able to Americanize this joke, Cat. Glad also that you don't have to have an MRI. Let us know how you get on on Friday.

    Lots of hugs
    Ami

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    1. LOL Ami...you're the one sending the naughty giggles...I just post them...so I'm sweet and innocent! *snicker*

      I will keep everyone informed as soon as I have any results.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  12. Lol the joke was too funny Cat!
    I am so glad the news is better than you originally thought & I am so glad you don't have to wait much longer!
    Love,
    Scarlet ; )

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle Scarlet.

      I am very happy that the news is better and I don't have to wait as long...I do believe both of those have to do with all the prayers and positive thoughts and healing energy I am receiving.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  13. Lol about the parrots!

    I'm late to the party as usual but wanted to send best wishes about your appointment. I hope it all goes well. My experience with this was that I tended to get sent for the MRI anyway. So don't panic if they aren't happy with the ultrasound and need to follow up. I have an MRI each year and then mammogram 6 months later. Without fail I end up with ultrasound follow up and sometimes another MRI. It's a bit excessive with me because of my genes, always comes out fine in the end. Good luck :-)

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    1. Hey Chickie...Happy you enjoyed the giggle.

      I do believe all the prayers and good wishes worked very well...I am doing my happy dance...no MRI or biopsy needed and don't need to go back for a year. :D THanks for all the good wishes.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  14. Hi Cat, sorry to be so late, but I too will be adding my prayers and positive thoughts for you tomorrow. Thanks for passing along the joke from Ami, it made me smile!

    Hugs and Blessings to you,

    George

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    1. Thank you so much George....I do believe the prayers and positive thoughts worked! Happy you enjoyed the giggle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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