They All Have A Naughty Side
"It's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have time." Tellulah Bankhead
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned
Seriously. Just don't piss off a woman. Wrath is swift, painful and you'll never hear the end of it.
Women Are The Boss
You can play with them you can be friends with them and you can marry them, but always remember that they are the boss!
“You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.” Brigham Young
They Are Emotional
When a woman gets going she can be hard to stop. Do not get caught in wake of the storm.
They Don't Need A Man
“While falling in love is fun, it's not everything, and it's not the antidote to an unfulfilled life, despite what Reese Witherspoon movies may tell you.” Jessica Valenti
Not Afraid Of Anything
Hell, some women choose to be confrontational just for the fun of it!
Women Be Crazy
But mostly you do not want to mess with women because they are just plain crazy.
Courtesy of Randomly Funny Stuff