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Saturday, September 20, 2014

Cowboys

For all my friends in blogland who enjoy cowboys, this one's for you!

Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie, and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado, rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales...

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Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is.  Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral.  It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."


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Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested.  "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me.  I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."

 
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Old Red River Tom, the cowboy from Missouri, remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his dick.





16 comments:

  1. LOL.....would never have seen that coming...that is some HOT cowboy.
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...he is HOT isn't he. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed this River. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. You're welcome Lisa...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. ROFLMAO, good one Cat, didn't see that coming! LoL

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Gotcha Roz! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Lol. What a way to start my Sunday morning

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    1. Always good to start the day with a giggle Rose. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Thar ain't no Red River in Missouri! Old Tom is funnin' on them other cowhands. He's stirrin' them coals with a dick just as fake as his name. Betcha it's only a gnarled old stick. Eh-yup.

    ;-)

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    1. *snort* There is nothing that says Red River Tom is originally from Missouri or that he got his name from a river in Missouri. He could be from another state or he could have gotten his name for another reason. So...he good very well be stirring them coals with his dick! Ya just never know. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    2. There ya go, makin' excuses and coverin' up for old Tom. Hey! You in cahoots with this old dodger?!

      ;-) ;-)

      Hugs back! This one was hilarious!

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    3. LOL Irishey...in cahoots? Nah...just not assuming or jumping to conclusions like some people around here. ;) Happy you enjoyed it.

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  7. LOLOL Cat T! :) Thanks for sharing. Many hugs,

    <3 Katie T

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    1. You're welcome Katie T...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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