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Friday, September 26, 2014

The Wedding

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.
 
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The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
 
 
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
 
 
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned,  "Whatever happened to you, honey?  You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
 
 
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!"

14 comments:

  1. Cat,
    I love it and will be sharing with Jack.
    Meredith

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Mere...hope Jack does also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LOL Cat, good one! Lisa

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Lisa. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Talk about a slight miscommunication!

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    1. LOL River...you could say that. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Appy. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Ooh , rather yucky, funny but yucky :)
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...a yucky funny eh? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. I guess she was blown away, ha ha. I always laugh at my own jokes (often the only one as well LOL). In the Netherlands there is this commericial on televison where a beautiful young girl stands next to a very old guy to get married. And just after the priest said: You can kiss the bride, the guy drops dead. The bride smiles as he does and the voice over says: You wish everything was as fast as Vodaphone 4G. It really makes me smile.

    Have a nice weekend Cat,

    Han

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    1. LOL Han...good one! Thanks for sharing, I will have to look for that commercial, it sounds funny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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