In Praise of Women Who Read

I received the following giggle from our sweet Ami over at Ami's Star Song.  Even though it is an oldie and has been floating around the internet for quite a while, I think it’s worth sharing here.  Hope you enjoy!   

 
One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap .
 
Although not familiar with the lake , the wife decides to take the boat out .
 
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
 
 
 
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
 
 
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"
 
 
"Reading a book ," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
 

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
 

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

 
 
"Yes, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment, I'll have to take you in and write you up."
 

"For reading a book ," she replies.
 


"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
 
 
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
 
 
"Yes, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment, I'll have to take you in and write you up."
 
 

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
 
 
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden .
 



"That's true, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment."

 
 
" Have a nice day ma'am ," and he left .


 
MORAL :
Never argue with a woman who reads .

It's likely she can also think .
 


 
 
Sure God created man before woman.

But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece .

~ Author Unknown