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Saturday, June 28, 2014
More Disorder in the Courts
The following is another excerpt from the book called Disorder in the American Courts.
Question: On the morning of July 25th, did you walk from the farmhouse down the footpath to the cowshed?
Answer: I did.
Question: And as a result, you passed within a few yards of the duck pond?
Answer: I did.
Question: And did you observe anything?
Answer: I did. (Witness remains silent.)
Question: Well, could you tell the Court what you saw?
Answer: I saw George.
Question: You saw George *******, the defendant in this case?
Answer: Yes.
Question: Can you tell the Court what George ******* was doing?
Answer: Yes. (Witness remains silent.)
Question: Well, would you kindly do so?
Answer: He had his thing stuck into one of the ducks.
Question: His "thing"?
Answer: You know... His thing. His di... I mean, his penis.
Question: You passed close by the duck pond, the light was good, you were sober, you have good eyesight, and you saw this clearly?
Answer: Yes.
Question: Did you say anything to him?
Answer: Of course I did!
Question: What did you say to him?
Answer: Morning, George...
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ROFLMAO! Lisa
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Cat
The Man and I laughed so hard...
ReplyDeleteSo happy you both enjoyed it Dana. ;)
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Cat
LoL, that was great! Thanks Cat:) Um, what else would you ssy? LoL
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Roz
You're welcome Roz...I agree...I wouldn't be saying anything but `hi`. :D
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Cat
I would be trying to forget that sight, not trying to remember.
ReplyDeleteExcellent point Sunny! ;)
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Cat
Hi Cat, LOL wasn't me!!!
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George
ROFLMBO! Good one George...ya got me!
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Cat