Good Suggestions?

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked. The front of the chapel fills first."


The young priest nodded and the old priest continued, "And you told me a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to Sunday Mass, so I supported you when you brought that rock 'n roll gospel choir. We are packed to the balcony."


Thank you Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased you are open to the new ideas of youth."


"Well," said the elderly priest. "I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-through confessional."


"But Father," protested the young priest "My confessions have nearly doubled since I began that!"


"I know son," replied the older priest. "But that flashing neon sign, "Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell," can't stay on the chapel roof!