Meanwhile in Texas

Cowboys Need Coffee Too
 
The horse will have a white mocha frappucino with an extra shot of espresso.
 
 
One Man's Tumbleweed...
 
Is another man's snowman. It's that Texas innovative spirit that keeps everyone happy, healthy, and drunk on Coors Light.
 
 
Snow Days
 
Lack of rain makes the roads slick with oil, so any type of moisture on the ground is grounds for a snow day. Better stock up on the Coors Light.
 
 
Everything's Bigger in Texas
 
It's true. This is the size of every single steak…no exceptions.
 
 
Plenty of Guns
 
Dusty Withers don't go nowhere without his gun and the memory of his mama who was tragically eaten by turkeys.  It is the Texas way.
 
 
A Man and His Horse
 
Nothing comes between a man and his horse.
 
 
Best in Safety!
 
Some things aren't bigger in Texas––they're just more numerous. How can you drive without operating two electronic devices?
 
 
Whataburger Drive-Thru
 
This is the proper way to eat Whataburger. You must either ride a horse or stumble in drunk at 3am.

 

 
Beauty Parlor & Chainsaw Repair
 
Come on down to Mable Peabody's one stop shop! Highway 380 in Denton!


Better than a Bike
 
You can't take a nap with your bike. Those chains aren't very cozy, especially if you sleep in the nude (beat the heat!).

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