Need a Drink

A Biker walks into a bar, he takes a seat at the bar and growls: 
"Bartender!  Get me a drink!"

The bartender obliges, and the biker scarfs down the drink.   


Slamming the glass down on the bar, he growls: 
"Bartender! Get me another!"


The bartender pours him another drink. 

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After a few more rounds, the bartender attempts some conversation: 
"Sir, he says, it seems that you're visibly upset. What's the problem?" 


The biker looks at him and snorts: 
"I just went home and caught my ol' lady screwing my best friend!"


"Oh man," says the bartender, “that's rough…What did you do?" 


The biker says:
"Well, I grabbed her by the hair, threw her out nekkid, threw her clothes out after her, and told her never EVER to come back."


"Wow," says the bartender in awe: "That's tough man, what did you do to your friend?"


"Well," says the biker, "I marched right back upstairs, I grabbed HIM by the scruff of the neck, and I said: BAD DOG."