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Friday, April 18, 2014

New Shoes

Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice every day. 
 
Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes.
He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about.
 
After about 2 months he saves the price of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.
 
Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement.



Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time.
 
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, 'Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?'

Startled, Sophia replies, 'Yes, Luigi , I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?' 


Luigi answers,'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes. How do you like them?'
 

 
Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, 'Rosa , do you wear white panties tonight?'

Rosa answers, 'Yes, Luigi , I do, but how do you know that?'





He replies, 'I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes... How do you like them?'



Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played,Luigi asks Carmela to dance.
 
Midway through the dance his face turns red... 
 
 
He states, 'Carmella, be stilla my heart.   Please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight.  Please,please, tella me this true!' 
 
 
Carmela smiles coyly and answers, 'Yes Luigi , I wear no panties tonight...' 


 
 
Luigi gasps, 'Thanka God…I thought I had a crack in my $300 Armani leather shoes...!’




14 comments:

  1. LOL, would serve him right for looking up dresses all night! ;)

    {{{hugs}}} EsMay

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    1. Good point EsMay! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Someone needs to smack the jerk! LOL

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    1. LOL Anon...go right ahead! ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. LoL, too funny. So that's why he wanted the shoes!

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Not sure if that's why he originally wanted the shoes Roz but he sure took advantage didn't he. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. I think he might have a crack somewhere else now. lol very funny

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    1. Good one Sunny! Happy you enjoyed it! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Hopefully hubby never wants Armani shoes, because I guess I'd connect them to Luigi's idea of what they are good for.

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    1. LOL Ni Na...didn't even think of that! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. That he is Jan. ;)

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      Cat

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  7. I groaned and then I laughed. Pretty funny

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    1. LOL Blondie...happy you enjoyed it even if you groaned a bit. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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