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Thursday, April 17, 2014

How to lose MASSIVE amounts of weight!

 
A guy calls a company and orders their 5 day/5 pounds weight loss program.
 
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
 
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.  The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
 
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.  A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up.  

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.  

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5 pounds as promised.  Smile
 

 
He calls the company and orders their 5 day/10 pounds program. 
 
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
 
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
 
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.  This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.  

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
 
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10 pounds as promised.  Open-mouthed smile
 
 
 
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7 day/25 pounds program.
 
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.  "This is our most rigorous program."  "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
 
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."  Surprised smile
 
 
He lost 33 pounds that week!  Open-mouthed smile  



10 comments:

  1. I guess my plan with Master is not so bad after all....LOL.
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...I agree. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. And I guess my exercise plan isn't that bad either. LOL

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    1. LOL Anon...I'll have to take your word for it since I don't know your exercise plan. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. I'm still laughing and trying to figure out how this would work for me.

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    1. LOL Sunny...they could send very buff men for you to chase and use your imagination for what could be chasing you! *snicker* :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. LoL, too funny. Thanks Cat:)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. HaHa! Well, as long as it works!

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    1. LOL Queenie...ya got a point there. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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