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Monday, April 7, 2014

An Englishman in France

A little French/English police humor:
 
This happened in France to an Englishman who was totally drunk.
 
The French policeman stops his Jaguar and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking.
 
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank...


champagne
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and a few bottles of wine at the reception

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and a quite few glasses of single malt there after. 

 
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Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested.
 
 
The Englishman answers with humour:   No sir, I do not!   But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving...on the other bloody side???

 Smile with tongue out 


14 comments:

  1. I love your blog, Cat. I'm glad im found you!

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    1. Hey Sarah...I'm very happy you found me and enjoy my blog. I enjoy your blog also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Cat,
    Hooray for the good laugh!
    Meredith

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    1. LOL Meredith...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Perfect! But let me tell you, this is quite near the truth as it once happened in a similar way with us some years ago. It's always quite funny seeing such a mix of left and right hand drives whilst motoring in France. Unfortunately the days have long gone when the French police turned a blind eye to a long lunch hour (two hours) spent sampling the 'appellations'. LOL

    Hugs
    Ami

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    1. Thought you might enjoy this Ami...something similar happened to you and Dan? Do tell. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Ahhhh! LOL.... that would make it okay then!

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    1. LOL Minelle...yup, sure would. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Very funny Cat. , Thought we English were going to come off as idiots there for a moment!
    love Jan.xx

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    1. Now Jan...with you and Maria being friends of mine, do you really think I'd poke fun at the English? LOL Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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