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Wednesday, April 2, 2014

15 Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

1. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

 
2. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

 
3. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

 
4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

 
5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts…your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

 
6. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

 
7. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

 
8. Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

 
9. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

 
10. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

 
11. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

 
12. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

 
13. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on. 

 
14. Your car will work perfectly…until you need to get away from a killer, then that car will not move without at least 3 attempts to start the engine.

 
15. Shouting out "Is there anyone there" will not entice a murderer to say, "hey how ya doin, I'm here to kill you"
 

 

18 comments:

  1. Oh Cat....lol. Number 8 made me chuckle too!

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    1. Hey Minelle...I think companies do the same thing! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LOL Cat, I enjoyed them all. I have never understood the tendency for someone to hear a noise in a house where they are supposed to be alone and go looking and yelling "anyone there?". Or to walk into a dark room without turning on a light. Thanks, Julie

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    1. LOL Julie...good points...have never understood either one of those moves. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. LOL Love this list, Cat. I especially liked #1 because when I worked in Manhattan there was ALWAYS a parking space right in front of my destination. And if you believe that I have a bridge to Brooklyn I can sell you at a good price. ;)

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    1. LOL Michael...I've driven in Manhattan, Queens, Bronx, Harlem and Brooklyn so you can just keep that bridge of yours! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Lol Cat, love this! No 14 drives me nuts every time! LoL

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. I know Roz! And it happens with brand new vehicles also! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Hi Cat, those are all so right on!

    Blessings,
    George

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    1. LOL George...they sure are. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Hi Cat,
    So fun! So true... :-) Hugs

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Terps. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. LOL! Love that last one. One other thing is how they always wake up in the morning with perfect hair and makeup. Wish I could figure out how to do that!

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    1. Ooh yes Queenie...they wake up with every hair in place and no pillowcase wrinkles on their face and the darn makeup includes blush, lipstick and false eyelashes or at least mascara. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. And I thought it was just me. All I ever wanted was to be like the people on TV because I thought that everyone was like that. If only I could be like the people in the show business....

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    1. I so get that Blondie! I was the same way! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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