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Monday, August 7, 2017


A 25-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them, "Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation. But, I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami , and a $1,000,000 bank account."

"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a $25,000,000 bank account."

"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do. What do you suggest?"

All silent at this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and told him, 'You'll fuck her again!

Hahahaha  I can hear it now..."CAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT"  I know...I have a very warped sense of humor. 😜


  1. I laughed, it was too bad not to.

  2. LoL Cat, I'm with Blondie. Go Mom! lol


  3. I'm with you Cat... Excellent answer.... 😈

    peace and love

  4. Cat, Couldn't help laughing at that one. Thanks.


  5. Made me think of that old saying, "Money Talks."

    Hugs From Ella

  6. Oh, I so do love...and share...your sense of humor...hugs abby


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