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Thursday, March 30, 2017

Vagina Alarm Clock

Warning:
Make sure you have no liquid or food in your mouth prior to reading!
 


This Vagina Alarm Clock Helps You Wake Up With an Orgasm
 
We all have a bitter-sweet relationship with alarm clocks. While on one hand, we absolutely hate them for vilely breaking our peaceful morning sleep, we, on the other hand, also thank it for waking us up to face the everyday music. But here's the problem - alarm clocks often wake us up with a feeling of irritation, because of its annoying habit of disturbing our peace until we have woken up. So, the only solution which can be the best solution to this problem is to find a way that wakes us up without leaving us irritated at the same time. And that's where this crazy alarm clock steps in.

But fair warning: it's only for women.

Check it out!

Most of us hate alarm clocks!
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While we need it for waking us up in time every morning...

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We also hate it at the same time, as it often wakes us up feeling annoyed!

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So, what's the solution to this?
 

Introducing, the alarm clock that'll wake you up with an orgasm!

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Wondering how?
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The love-vibrations!
 
The alarm clock is meant for only women, though...

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It's called the Little Rooster, and is one heck of a sex toy!

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What the Little Rooster promises

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It promises to wake you up slowly, sensually, pleasurably, aroused and feeling confident! It has 27 ultra-quiet levels of intensity, and 3 mega-loud ones, for the deep sleepers.

Courtesy of wittyfeed

20 comments:

  1. Untill you wake have an orgasm then you need a nap after lmao 👍🏻😆

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    1. Got that right, Daisy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Okay, Jan...will take your word for it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, now that's one way to wake up!LoL

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Sure is, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. So another good reason to sleep the day away...wake and go back to sleep.
    hugs abby

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    1. So true, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Absolutely cool! I think I would want it before I went to bed, too. A good orgasm always makes me sleepy.

    Love,
    Ella

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    1. Good point, Ella...makes me sleepy or hungry. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. I've never used alarm clocks, this might make me change my mind.

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    1. Sure better than a lot of noise, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. I'm not a morning person, but I could probably start liking mornings if I had this.

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    1. LOL Dana...I'm not a morning person either and this would probably put me back to sleep.;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Sounds an interesting way to wake up. think I would stay in bed all day though trying it out.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. I would also, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Call me when they make the panty-free version...
    ;-)

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    1. That's what I was thinking also, Jz...don't like wearing anything when I'm sleeping. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  10. LOLOL Cuz! :) What will they think of next??? I'm with Jz on this one. Enough said! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie tft

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    1. All I could do was shake my head when I read this, Cuz. Yes, I'm with Jz, also. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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