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Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Two Prostitutes

Ooh…Just look at the giggle Meredith's Jack, sent!  Winking smile 

Two Prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

Two Prostitutes - $50.00.
 

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
 
At that time, another car passed with a sign saying:

Jesus Saves
 

One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"

"Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion."
 

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.
 
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.

12 comments:

  1. Thanks for giving me something to laugh about today Cat and Jack.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. You're very welcome, Lindy...always happy to help you laugh. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL, priceless! Thank you for the giggle Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're very welcome, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Daisy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. It's all in the wording...loved this one. hugs abby

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    1. It sure is, Abby...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Clever girls - thanks Cat and Jack

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    1. They sure are, Sunny...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. That made me giggle..😊

    peace and love
    1MV

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    1. Happy to help you giggle, 1MV. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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