In other words, the comebacks will make you come back again for more.
Don't Worry, Be Happy
Too bad Facebook doesn’t have spellcheck.
Then again, we would miss out on all of this fun.
Well, nobody’s perfect.
A Beautiful Thing
We are all so very grateful.
You might think you’re smarter than the teacher, but you would be thinking wrong.
What a Weenie
Maybe he really did mean what he said and simply has no shame…or much of anything else.
The Little Things
At least he was a good sport about it.
Food for Thought
Point goes to pizza!
Commas are very important, especially if you’re passive-aggressively calling out your absent parent, apparently.
Buy a Vowel
Don’t waste your breath with this one.
It’s best to just move on.
I don’t think they know how that taxi thing works.
Make a snarky statement, get a snarky reply.
Coming Right Up
And the winner is…Shann!
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.
Even mom’s turning on him now.
You might want to look into a different profession.
That Escalated Quickly
That sounds like something one should discuss in therapy.
Well, faith comes in all forms.
And with just one or two shots, so can you!
Maybe you should take some better notes when at school…unless you’re into some really weird crap — literally.
Someone put a lot of thought into that one.
Totally worth it.
Please don’t look in the folder titled, “Tax information.”
It’s never tax information.
New York, New York
Geography is hard.
Mapping It Out
Just a friendly suggestion.
A Low Note
Or they just like posing with instruments, but I would go with the former.
Shake It Off
Look for that on her next album.
We’re never, ever getting back together…
That would most certainly change the world, or at least the avocado population.
There’s a reason he’s the boyfriend.
Size doesn’t always matter.
And if it lasts more than four hours, be sure to call your doctor.
They really are just the best.
Courtesy of 22 Words