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Tuesday, March 28, 2017

12 Monks

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them.

 
Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
 
The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction.

 
 
She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk.

 
 
As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground.


 
 
Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and eleven other bells began to ring…


 
Guess none of them had reached a state of spiritual purity ! Open-mouthed smile



PS...forgot to tell y'all that this was one of  Meredith's Jack contributions in case you didn't notice the label.

14 comments:

  1. Cat that had me laughing so hard. Thank you for sharing and Jack also.

    Hugs Lindyxx

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    1. Happy to give you a good laugh, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. That is bad, and hilarious LoL. Thank you Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oh Cat that really did make me laugh. Thanks Cat and Jack.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy to give you a good laugh, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Could not hope it had to laugh out loud.....Master asked me what was so funny...and He got a good chuckle also...thanks! hugs abby

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    1. Happy you got a good laugh and Master got a good chuckle, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Should have known it was a "Jack Joke!" It made me think of a particularly tasteless joke about a priest, a nun, and a camel.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Hahaha, Ella...are you saying Jack is the king of tasteless jokes? I do enjoy a good tasteless joke if you want to send the one you know. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Laughing out loud. Thanks folks.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. OMG!!! Too funny! Thanks, Cuz & Jack too! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie t

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    1. Happy you got a good laugh out if it, Cuz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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