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Monday, March 13, 2017

The Dark Side of Women

OMG!  I can’t believe Meredith's Jack, sent this one!
 



A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day by finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.
 
It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU.  The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques.   She decided to get in a couple more shops before heading to the hospital.  She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop.  She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband.  Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the woman doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you!?  I hope you're proud of yourself!  While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit!  It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take!  For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!"

The woman, overcome with guilt, broke down and sobbed.

The woman doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just shitting you.  He's dead. Show me what you bought."

14 comments:

  1. Cat,
    He will soon want a byline here in your banner, not just on the sidebar. I will talk with him. Just kidding!!! I told him that as he sent you another.
    Meredith

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    1. LOL Mere...If he ever wants a byline in the banner, he can create his own blog. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Oh my, that's awful lol. Thanks Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. I agree, Roz.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oh gosh, that is really bad, lol
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Really, really bad, Jan!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh gosh Jack that's a terrible one. Thanks for sharing Cat
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. You're welcome, I think, Lindy.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Cat,
    I can usually LMAO at any contribution from Jack, but this one was borderline not funny at all! And I am one who holds shopping sacred! Especially shoes.

    I am sure he will redeem himself soon. :)
    Hugs From Ella

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    1. I'm with you, Ella...that's why this one got an OMG...couldn't believe he sent this one. I also hold shopping, especially for shoes, sacred. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. I can't say I enjoyed this one - neither the selfishness of the wife, nor the reaction of the nurse.

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    1. I totally agree, Sunny...couldn't believe Jack sent this...thought maybe I was missing something.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Oh my goshhhhh Cat! πŸ™ŠπŸ˜†

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    1. Don't look at me, Daisy! Jack did it!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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