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Friday, March 31, 2017

The Contest

Two men drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to patrons who purchase a full tank of gas.

When they went inside to pay, the men asked the attendant about the contest.

“If you win, you’re entitled to free sex,” said the attendant.

“How do we enter?” asked the first man.

“Well, I’m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right, you win free sex.”

“O.K. I guess 7, ” said the first man.

“Sorry, I was thinking of 8,” replied the attendant. “Come back soon and try again”




The next week, the two men returned to the same station to get gas.

When they went inside to pay, the second man asked the attendant if the contest was still going on.

“Sure,” replied the attendant. “I’m thinking of a number between 1-10, if you guess right. You win free sex.”

“2″ said the second man.

“Sorry, I was thinking of 3,” replied the attendant. “Come back soon and try again.”




As they walked back to the car, the first man said to the second man,”You know, I’m beginning to think this contest is rigged.”


“No way,” said the second man. “My wife won twice last week.”


I think the two men were blonde… Nyah-Nyah

12 comments:

  1. Good one Cat, didn't see that coming lol. Hope you have a wonderful weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...happy that I gotcha with that one. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Baker. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. HI Cat, yep, definitely a couple of blondes!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Happy you agree, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Hi Cat, made me laugh, thanks for sharing.

    Have a good weekend.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. You're welcome, Lindy...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Speaks to some men's one track minds....but funny. hugs abby

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    1. Good point, Abby...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. I think you're right about blonde men - but Ray didn't laugh - I wonder why.

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    1. LOL Sunny...just can't imagine why Ray didn't laugh at this joke. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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