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Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Vaccum is Broken

A  retired guy sits around the house all day.


So one day his wife says, “Joel, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week”.


The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says; “sure why not.  Show me to the vacuum.


Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. 

His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum working, I thought you were using it”?


Exasperated, Joe answers,”The stupid thing is broken, it won't start.   We need to buy a new one”.


“Really”, she says, “show me…it worked fine the last time”.  


So he did (Click Here)... Open-mouthed smile 

10 comments:

  1. So funny. Glad Sam understands how the vacuum works!

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ella...congrats to Sam! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Good grief. Luke was sitting next to me when I opened the link. Made both of us laugh!!

    Hugs,
    Clara

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    1. LOL Clara...happy you both enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Hi Cat, gave us both a laugh this morning!
    Love Jan, xx

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    1. Happy to oblige, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. LoL Cat, priceless! So glad Rick knows how to use the vac :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz...good thing Rick knows how to use the vacuum. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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