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Monday, April 11, 2016

At the Bar

Enjoy! Winking smile
at the bar
 
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking.  I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on...It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
 
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding...I'm in Government too. Are you federal or state?" 

10 comments:

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Rose. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, good one. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Funny, Cat, though I was a bit slow catching on!
    Rosie xx

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    1. LOL Rosie...don't feel bad, at least you caught on. A vanilla friend of mine could not get it and I had to explain it to her. :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. LOL Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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